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Tuesday, 30 September 2008
Chestnut season
The first of October, and autumn is coming on. The chickens are under fire again, and the children and I spend much of our walks to and from kindergarten joyfully filling our pockets with chestnuts. Looking forward to our first castagnata of the season, tomorrow, when at the scuola materna we'll be roasting chestnuts in celebration of grandparents everywhere in the festa dei nonni. I'm only sorry that for one reason or another the grandparents in our lives can't be here.
Book Notes No. 13 : The Big Book of Recipes for Babies, Toddlers & Children, Wardley & More
I just loved breastfeeding my two children. After a stuttery start with AJ, the oldest, things went as smoothly as a smoothie. There was always enough, always at the right temperature and always containing just the right mix of vitamins, minerals, protein and carbs (and occasionally with the slightest hint of Barbera for future reference).
But at four months I knew my number was up. It was time to bite the bullet and start weaning. And this meant not only learning how to cook baby foods, but how to cook full stop.
Luckily for me, the editorial director at Duncan Baird Publishers in London heard my prayers for help and answered them by sending me a copy of their Big Book of Recipes for Babies, Toddlers & ChildrenSpiral-bound and stoutly-built to withstand the maltreatment it will inevitably receive in a child-friendly kitchen, this book is deliciously illustrated and packed to the gills with no less than 365 recipes plus variations. And a very sensible index, which is vital, but inexplicably often missing in the recipe book genre at large.
The book starts with how to make all that nutritious baby mush - carrot, carrot-and-potato, potato-and-califlower, potato-and-pea, you get the drift - and freeze it in cubes for quick Mama-goddess baby meals. It then goes right on through to the age of six with basic techniques, and all kinds of well-balanced meals for that kindergarten-kid on the go.
Great stuff. Well-edited and beautifully put together as one would expect from a DBP book. And B is in love with one of the little boy models.
Oh, and I like this book in particular for one more reason. It contains no less than 24 recipes involving chicken. And if the younger of our two cockerels doesn't stop attacking me every time I step into the pollaio, he'll soon be ending up in one of them!
Monday, 29 September 2008
Mama's kinder surprise
Mama is at the end of her tether.
It's time to take action.
Time to take the war onto the streets, to draw a line and stand firm.
I'm today banning Kinder Sorpresa chocolate eggs. Friends and relatives, I love you all, and am always grateful for your kindness to my children. But please resist the urge to buy these particular treats and give them to my two little angels. Please shop-keepers all, put them on the highest shelf.
And I'll tell you why.
AJ (almost 4) and B (2) can spot the bright red-and-white packaging from 300m. It's one of those life-skills they developed - along with breathing - at the moment of parturition.
They push and shove each other to get to them. They snatch and grab. They slash and burn. They take no prisoners.
They expertly peel off the foil and devour the chocolate egg. But when the chocolate is gone ... that's when the trouble really starts.
My two cherubs scream because they can't get the plastic capsule inside open.
Then they scream because they don't know how to put together the little plastic widget inside.
They whine because I'm too slow in deciphering the sub-linguistic instructions and assembling that little plastic widget for them.
They stamp their pretty little feet and go into a corner to sulk because I can't positively identify the little plastic widget or tell them what it's for.
Then they fight like tiger-cubs, rolling on the ground, biting each other. Half-nelsons, full-nelsons, Chinese burns, hair pulling, eye-jabbing, scratching, finger-stamping. Basically, they do their best to mutilate and murder one another...Over two unidentifiable bits of coloured plastic.
While Mama's blood pressure hovers in the red like a Hollywood nuclear reactor going for meltdown, and no Sean Connery to save me.
So, no more. Dear friends and relatives please take note. KS chocolate eggs will be confiscated at source. The damned plastic widget will be extracted and consigned to the recycling, the chocolate removed to another place. Later, it will be consumed under the covers by torchlight in the obscurity of the Carmine night.
By Mama.
Sunday, 28 September 2008
The ristoro
Saturday, 27 September 2008
Happy Anniversary!
The original idea was simply to stay sane. As a mother of two very small children rattling around an unfinished restoration project, surrounded on all sides by people who speak a different language (including those two small children), and perched on a now-famous granite outcrop of rock with not much in the way of permanent neighbours, my sanity was in serious peril. Writing every day offered a discipline outside of mothering and housewifery that ensured I took a step back from the daily brouhaha and got to see the funny side (to remember which side the funny side was).
Without meaning to get so serious, I gradually also found myself trying to make sense of living here on top of a rock in a depopulated medieval village with no vehicle access, to try to understand that accidental life-choice I made when I came here to live permanently in 2003.
That's my excuse for adding one more drop in the ocean of, reportedly, 8 million weblogs online.
And I'm sticking to it.
In the past year, the site has received more than 13,000 hits. While the phenomenon of the floating IP address makes it difficult to be totally sure, a painstaking process of scientific triangulation leads me to believe that it is read regularly not only by Carmenites, or by members of my own family, but also by kindly lunatics as far away as Canada, Queensland, New Delhi, Jakarta, New England, Houston Texas and Hobart Tasmania. (Hello, Hobart Tasmania. Why don't you leave a comment? I'm fascinated to know who you are!)
A recent surprise article in the provincial newspaper outed A View from Carmine Superiore from the cyberspace closet, and onto the streets of the region. The response was, actually, wonderful. My 15 minutes of fame. Friends, acquaintances and total strangers approached me on the street, at the asilo, in the supermarket 20km away, even in the cemetery, to tell me they liked what they saw. For a moment there, the glare of publicity was so great I looked out my old 80s RayBans and started to price smoked windows for the Panda. Thank-you neighbours all for so many kind words! So, as the world turns, the leaves start to change, and the people of Cannobio start to shove their hands in their pockets and complain about the cold mornings, I'll go on writing. Perhaps not at 5am - I am, after all, a year older and I'm starting to need my beauty sleep - but I'll try for once a day. And I hope you'll keep checking in periodically to see how we're doing up here on Sasso Carmine.
Thank-you for reading,
Louise (in RayBans)
Friday, 26 September 2008
Motherhood means...No. 7
Motherhood means...Not being in the least little bit surprised when it takes Mama and two under-4s two hours to get from Carmine Inferiore to Carmine Superiore. This is signposted as a moderate walk of 15 minutes, but today it involved 19 slugs (live), three slugs (dead), a handful of wild thyme, helping Signora Cesarina collect food for her goat, going to the toilet twice, trying not to scare off a deer, retrieving a lost musical instrument from a terrace six feet below the path, cutting down every tree in sight with a plastic chainsaw and celebrating the return of the prodigal cat.
Thursday, 25 September 2008
A shady corner of Carmine
Discontinued? what do you mean it's been discontinued? As I said, a descent into mediocrity...
I love this particular corner of Carmine most especially. It always seems to me to be a sylvan retreat from all that's ugly and vexed in the world.
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
Tuesday, 23 September 2008
Tentative winter prediction
Nothing daunted, we splashed down the hill to the tune of Colonel Hathi's March, and arrived below rather dribbly. We gunned the Panda and found ourselves up to the rims in flood water, battered by falling branches and spearheading a slowly-moving column of German caravanners harrumphing their way north.
On the return journey, the low cloud parted momentarily and there, beyond the confines of Lombardy across the lake, I spotted - No! - Yes. No! It can't be!
SNOW on the Swiss mountaintops.
My feet instantly froze in my walking boots, and B's hand turned red and chilled in mine. And it wasn't all psychosomatic, either.
As M's compatriot at Verbania station and the weight of berries on the cotonester have been telling us, it may be that we're in for a loooong, cooooold winter.
Monday, 22 September 2008
(I love my) Scaldabagno a legna
Here are the statistics : less than five kilos of wood, burning for a little under an hour produces 100 litres of bathwater at 80 degrees C. That's bubbles up to your neck and a bit extra for a quick scrub of the kids.
And, as if you hadn't noticed, we're surrounded by woodland offering rubinia, chestnut and oak costing not much more than the sweat of your brow and a certain amount of wood-chopping skill to turn into the pretty little wood pile you see to the left.
No destruction of countryside or 1,000-year-old historic-village streets to lay a pipeline, no fixed monthly cost to pay, no being held to ransom by Russian suppliers of gas.
No contest.
Sunday, 21 September 2008
Book Notes No. 12 : Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman
Okay, okay, I guess everyone's heard about Neil Gaiman except me.So he's a New York Times bestselling author. So I don't read the New York Times.
But maybe I should, because Neverwhere was a really good read.
Time for the blurb :
Richard Mayhew's ordinary life is changed forever when one day he stops to help a girl he finds bleeding on a London pavement. From that moment on he is propelled into a world he never dreamed existed - a dark subculture flourishing in abandoned (and some fully-populated) London underground stations and sewer tunnels below the city - a world far stranger and more dangerous than the only one he has ever known...
Now, I lived for 20 years (on and off) in London, and so became intolerably intimate with the London Underground system. I spent quite a lot of that time trying to avoid using it, but it still burrowed deep into my soul as a cultural entity that one can never quite escape. I often found myself musing on the strange station names (Elephant and Castle, Angel Islington, Earls Court, Barons Court...), and wondering what happens to a station when it gets closed.
Clearly Neil Gaiman thought similar thoughts, perhaps while waiting for that elusive Last Train Home, or when being made to feel like the Invisible Man by passengers who buffet, push and shove as they pour off a commuter express.
And he has come up with a damn fine fiction to tie it all together, making Richard Mayhew's adventures below the London streets "a dark contemporary Alice in Wonderland" (Minneapolis Star Tribune). It's entertaining but also intelligent. It's right funny in parts and right creepy in others. It's a funky, fast read, full of great ideas. And it's gripping pretty much all the way through.
If you didn't catch the Neil Gaiman express the first time round, I recommend you step on board. It's a fun ride.
Saturday, 20 September 2008
Wedding march
Friday, 19 September 2008
Thursday, 18 September 2008
Quote of the week No. 1 : The Sage of Potato Hill
"What people say behind your back is your standing in
the community in which you live."
Wednesday, 17 September 2008
That boaring story again
If you've been reading the last couple of weeks, you'll know that we've been repeatedly visited by one of the most destructive forces known to Carmine man.
Wild boar.
They've devastated the terraced prato on which we keep our chickens, done worse in Franco's orchard and have threatened to overturn the fence surrounding Ezio's vegetable garden.
As you know, the gallant chaps from the Polizia Provinciale were called in, and late one night last week, they arrived with their big guns.
Stealthily through the woods they came, quietly took up their positions and started to wait...
They waited...and waited...and waited.
They waited silently, eyes accustomed to the dark, ears attuned to the multitudinous sounds of the woodland at night. The only clue to their presence the scent of a rather charming cologne wafting on the wind.
The boar stayed away.
At about 2am the lads stretched out their stiffened legs. They called it una notte and stomped off home. Since then, we've seen neither hide nor hair of the tusked terrors.
Now I know in Italy, as in most places, you need a licence to keep a gun, and you need to pay lots and lots to actually go out a-huntin' with it. But I'd like to know what I have to do to get my hands on some of that cologne.
It seems to have done the trick.
Tuesday, 16 September 2008
Book Notes No. 11 : The Path to the Spiders' Nests, Italo Calvino
This morning I'm proud to announce that AJ flew into the arms of his new teacher like a sailor coming home. Phew!
Italo Calvino is, of course, one of the giants of Italian, of European fiction of the 20th century. In his 40-year writing career he wrote much that was ground-breaking, entertaining and thought-provoking.
The Path to the Spiders' Nests was his first novel, written in late 1946, and drawing heavily on his experiences during the second world war. Unlike so much of Calvino's later work, it's a 'realist' novel (you have to be careful with labels around Calvino, hence the inverted commas) that centres around a young boy, Pin, experiencing both the turmoil of the war outside and the turmoil of burgeoning adolescence inside. Pin is masterfully conjured from the backstreets of Liguria, fatherless, penniless, and with that nameless urge to identify, understand and above all grasp the symbols of adult power that we must surely all remember from our own lives.
It's a great read, almost a compulsive read. But it doesn't characterise the later work. What to me is perhaps more interesting is Calvino's own preface to the 1964 edition (printed in the Vintage Books 1998 paperback), where he discusses the literary atmosphere in which it was written, and how the book came out of his own experiences of the partisan life. He says of it :
"This is the first novel I wrote, almost my very first piece of writing. What can I say about it today? I will say this : it would be better never to have written your first novel. Before you write your first book, you possess that freedom to begin writing that can be used only once in your life. The first book already defines you while you are in fact still far from being defined."Looking at his later work, it's clear that Calvino did not, actually, allow his writing to be defined by this first novel. If you want my advice (anybody? anybody?), forget it's Calvino and read it for pleasure. For pleasure it is. And if you're looking for a more characteristic Calvino experience, check out, perhaps, Invisible Cities
Monday, 15 September 2008
Il rientro
At 8am this morning, Mama and two tweenies burst out of the house at the top of the hill in a flurry of name-tags and wundaweb. A lone deer up high in Nadia's garden lifted its head to check out the commotion, nodded and then went back to gently grazing.
Cannobio's Guardian Angel Square was bubbling with life. With excitement. With expectation. The Caffe' Centro was stacked. Inside and out. The car park was a fly-park. The policeman on crossing duty looked the other way.
All it needed was bunting and a brass band.
And perhaps the sindaco in his sash giving a speech.
For today, eighteen wide-eyed 3-year-olds carrying brand new miniature rucksacks were starting at scuola materna, just as AJ did 12 months ago. Eighteen fathers, shocked at the chaos of slippers, overalls, bibs and baby wipes. And bawling. Eighteen mothers, faces set in a rigid separation-anxiety grin. Assorted junior siblings staring from buggies, getting lost in the corridors, half-inching asilo Lego blocks.
AJ, B and I were directed upstairs to the relative peace of the 2nd-year classroom. New year, new room, new teachers.
Ah.
Old problem.
He "thcreamed and thcreamed and thcreamed".
And, having become AJ's best little chum this summer, B suddenly came alive to the situation, and she..."thcreamed and thcreamed and thcreamed" in sympathy.
Mama felt "thick".
Sunday, 14 September 2008
Carmine quotes No. 12 : Pigs, potties and piode
Clambering back down the steps, holding the squirming child under her arm like a baby pig, she apologises for the interruption, and explains her fear that B. will pee on the bed.
Says KK, proprietor, famous for his mischievous grin and his incisive one-liners, even in a foreign language :
"We have that problem with the roof."
Saturday, 13 September 2008
Where the chimneys have eyes...
Anybody in Carmine get the feeling that Big Brother is watching them?
Friday, 12 September 2008
Identification needed
Here's one of the saints that adorn the external walls of the Chiesa di San Gottardo here in Carmine Superiore. I'm not sure whether it's old San G. himself or whether it's St Ambrose, the Bishop of Milan whose rite we follow here. Or it could be someone else...
Anyone?
Thursday, 11 September 2008
By the Chiesa di San Gottardo
Tuesday, 9 September 2008
Bruno Albertella
Bruno Albertella (77), who did so much to revitalise Carmine Superiore. Who spent 40 years of his life putting his energies into very little else. Bruno was one of the driving forces behind the Gruppo Carmenitt, which did everything from rebuilding bridges and clearing woodland pathways to organising processions and festivals. And on top of it all, mounted the 1975 celebrations for Carmine's 1,000-year anniversary.
His energy and leadership cannot be overvalued. One only has to look at the gradual disintegration of some parts of the village and the sad absence of community events, to see how much has been lacking since his illness took him away from this work.
I noticed recently that a rose planted on the terrace of the Ristoro di San Gottardo, so long a community centre, has all but died for lack of care. And I begin to wonder whether and where Carmine will find such an amante again.
Our hearts are with Emma, Adriana, Livio and Daniele.
Sunday, 7 September 2008
Reported conversations No. 8 : On children
Alfredo Cattaneo, ever-smiling overlord of a burgeoning plumbing empire. Architect of the plumbing and guttering in our house (and heartily recommended). Huntsman extraordinaire. Husband to the indomitable Signora Cattaneo, and father to the startlingly lovely Gabriella. Often to be seen racing from project to project on his scooter, or flirting with a rapt gaggle of ladies over 70. A charmer.
"What is life without children?"
(Warming to his theme)
"What would we do without children?"
(Making the leap)
"What do people without children do?"
Mama : (Smiling, thinks) Hmmm...
Eat a meal while it's still warm? Get a whole night's sleep? Read a book, make a phone call, go out for supper? Wear stain-free clothes. Lie in the bath surrounded by candles and smelly incense sticks, dreaming...Salute the Sun...Attend a three-hour candlelit performance of the Tenebrae followed by a harrowing Allegre Miserere...Go on a day-long shopping expedition to Milan...Spend a weekend browsing around Hay-on-Wye...
I don't ask for much.
Saturday, 6 September 2008
Friday, 5 September 2008
The end of the holidays
In the USA, they say that the weather changes the day immediately following Labor Day, marking the end of summer and making it easier for everyone to get back to work. I have a feeling the same can be said for August 31 here, and the summer is, at least meteorologically-speaking, over.
Pedagogically-speaking, of course, we still have another week before, I hear, we are back in school time. "I hear" only because no-one's bothered to let us parents know when exactly the start of the new term might be. Last year I would have been jumping up and down hyperventilating for lack of this information. This year? I guess I'm just that little bit more Italian in my outlook. You know. Last-minute. On a need-to-know basis only. That's the Italian information society at its best. And perhaps it is better than all that efficiently-British plenty-of-notice, information-overload stuff. Who am I to say?
Psychiatrically-speaking, I'm secretly delighted that this holiday has only one more week to run. If it's a single day more, I think I might have to book a holiday of my own. Perhaps a Georgian country mansion with varied, carefully-landscaped gardens, gravel walkways, lots of wooden benches, a small private room with a view of the sea. I could spend my time wandering around in a floral nightie and purple fluffy slippers, accompanied by a nice young man in a white coat...
Thursday, 4 September 2008
Book Notes No. 10 : The Little House, Philippa Gregory
Philippa Gregory's The Little House.What to do when the in-laws get too much...
Philippa Gregory is, of course, best known for her historical novels centring for the most part on the Tudors. The Other Boleyn Girl is probably her best in this genre, telling the story of Ann Boleyn (she of the extra finger and the witchy ways which eventually led her to the chopping block) and the less famous sister who preceded her in Henry VIII's bed. They're great, although after more than a few I started to get tired of them, and I never finished The Constant Princess, the themes had become so tedious.
Time was, though, before Gregory had struck the Tudor mother lode, that she wrote a fairly diverse range of novels, including two set in the modern era : Perfectly Correct (a very funny English farce, which strangely enough reminded me of David Lodge's 'university' tales); and this book, which the Daily Mail dubbed a "psychological chiller".
The story of The Little House centres on two women : Ruth and her mother-in-law, Elizabeth, against whom, it seems, Ruth can never measure up. When Ruth has a baby and together she and her husband decide to move to a cottage at the end of her in-laws' drive, the cracks start to show - in her relationship with her husband, with her control-freak in-laws and in her own sanity.
A fairly simple story that builds from low-key beginnings to a fairly shocking but very satisfying ending. A cautionary tale for mothers- and daughters-in-law everywhere.
Wednesday, 3 September 2008
A milestone for B
The rest of the weather report stars B.
We are celebrating the fact that today, B (now two years one-and-a-half months) walked all the way down the hill.
And, later, all the way back up the hill - in a cloud burst complete with thunder and lightning, and for the last 20 metres through the village up to her little knees in fast-running water, and giggling all the way.
Thanks to Marianne for allowing herself to get drenched while helping us up the hill.
And to B for suddenly finding the wherewithal in those little legs to do all the walking, just in time for the new term. The lessons were fun (no, really - okay don't believe me then), but I'm glad I can now put the back carrier into mothballs.
PS Today, we say a sad arrivederci to our neighbours, Giorgio and Giovanna, who are leaving us after an unusually short summer visit, to return to the bright lights and glamour of the big city. We will miss you, as always.
Tuesday, 2 September 2008
The boars are back in town
The wild boar continue to devastate the prato. As quickly as we put everything to rights, they come back for another round of twilight partying. The Corpo Forestale with their big guns have us on their list. Hope they get here before the boar discover the chicken feed...
Monday, 1 September 2008
Whispers of autumn
The first of September. Summer is drawing to a gentle close. There are still vacationers in Carmine Superiore, but we can now count their presence in days. In a couple of weeks they will be all gone, but for now we are enjoying an Indian summer, socially-speaking.
We are now eating the Americano grapes that hang from the vine we inherited from Ezio, and who still (thankfully) looks after it. We're eating them quickly before the squirrels get them all. And salads are gradually giving way to autumn vegetables, including, today, our first pumpkin. The chestnuts are beginning to plump up in the woodlands all around us, and the rubinia leaves are already starting to turn yellow. The pear tree we planted in March has a single fruit hanging triumphantly from its branches. Unhappily, it's not "golden".
The sun, swinging back in its arc, no longer shines into our north-facing kitchen window at the end of the day, and neither do we have that precious sliver of sunshine on our tiny terrace for which we are so grateful during the height of summer.
All these changes are whispering one word : "autumn".
Happy birthday, little brother. And good luck big brother. For both of you, today is the day life begins (again). We're thinking of you.
Tuesday, 30 September 2008
Chestnut season
The first of October, and autumn is coming on. The chickens are under fire again, and the children and I spend much of our walks to and from kindergarten joyfully filling our pockets with chestnuts. Looking forward to our first castagnata of the season, tomorrow, when at the scuola materna we'll be roasting chestnuts in celebration of grandparents everywhere in the festa dei nonni. I'm only sorry that for one reason or another the grandparents in our lives can't be here.
Book Notes No. 13 : The Big Book of Recipes for Babies, Toddlers & Children, Wardley & More
I just loved breastfeeding my two children. After a stuttery start with AJ, the oldest, things went as smoothly as a smoothie. There was always enough, always at the right temperature and always containing just the right mix of vitamins, minerals, protein and carbs (and occasionally with the slightest hint of Barbera for future reference).
But at four months I knew my number was up. It was time to bite the bullet and start weaning. And this meant not only learning how to cook baby foods, but how to cook full stop.
Luckily for me, the editorial director at Duncan Baird Publishers in London heard my prayers for help and answered them by sending me a copy of their Big Book of Recipes for Babies, Toddlers & ChildrenSpiral-bound and stoutly-built to withstand the maltreatment it will inevitably receive in a child-friendly kitchen, this book is deliciously illustrated and packed to the gills with no less than 365 recipes plus variations. And a very sensible index, which is vital, but inexplicably often missing in the recipe book genre at large.
The book starts with how to make all that nutritious baby mush - carrot, carrot-and-potato, potato-and-califlower, potato-and-pea, you get the drift - and freeze it in cubes for quick Mama-goddess baby meals. It then goes right on through to the age of six with basic techniques, and all kinds of well-balanced meals for that kindergarten-kid on the go.
Great stuff. Well-edited and beautifully put together as one would expect from a DBP book. And B is in love with one of the little boy models.
Oh, and I like this book in particular for one more reason. It contains no less than 24 recipes involving chicken. And if the younger of our two cockerels doesn't stop attacking me every time I step into the pollaio, he'll soon be ending up in one of them!
Monday, 29 September 2008
Mama's kinder surprise
Mama is at the end of her tether.
It's time to take action.
Time to take the war onto the streets, to draw a line and stand firm.
I'm today banning Kinder Sorpresa chocolate eggs. Friends and relatives, I love you all, and am always grateful for your kindness to my children. But please resist the urge to buy these particular treats and give them to my two little angels. Please shop-keepers all, put them on the highest shelf.
And I'll tell you why.
AJ (almost 4) and B (2) can spot the bright red-and-white packaging from 300m. It's one of those life-skills they developed - along with breathing - at the moment of parturition.
They push and shove each other to get to them. They snatch and grab. They slash and burn. They take no prisoners.
They expertly peel off the foil and devour the chocolate egg. But when the chocolate is gone ... that's when the trouble really starts.
My two cherubs scream because they can't get the plastic capsule inside open.
Then they scream because they don't know how to put together the little plastic widget inside.
They whine because I'm too slow in deciphering the sub-linguistic instructions and assembling that little plastic widget for them.
They stamp their pretty little feet and go into a corner to sulk because I can't positively identify the little plastic widget or tell them what it's for.
Then they fight like tiger-cubs, rolling on the ground, biting each other. Half-nelsons, full-nelsons, Chinese burns, hair pulling, eye-jabbing, scratching, finger-stamping. Basically, they do their best to mutilate and murder one another...Over two unidentifiable bits of coloured plastic.
While Mama's blood pressure hovers in the red like a Hollywood nuclear reactor going for meltdown, and no Sean Connery to save me.
So, no more. Dear friends and relatives please take note. KS chocolate eggs will be confiscated at source. The damned plastic widget will be extracted and consigned to the recycling, the chocolate removed to another place. Later, it will be consumed under the covers by torchlight in the obscurity of the Carmine night.
By Mama.
Sunday, 28 September 2008
The ristoro
Saturday, 27 September 2008
Happy Anniversary!
The original idea was simply to stay sane. As a mother of two very small children rattling around an unfinished restoration project, surrounded on all sides by people who speak a different language (including those two small children), and perched on a now-famous granite outcrop of rock with not much in the way of permanent neighbours, my sanity was in serious peril. Writing every day offered a discipline outside of mothering and housewifery that ensured I took a step back from the daily brouhaha and got to see the funny side (to remember which side the funny side was).
Without meaning to get so serious, I gradually also found myself trying to make sense of living here on top of a rock in a depopulated medieval village with no vehicle access, to try to understand that accidental life-choice I made when I came here to live permanently in 2003.
That's my excuse for adding one more drop in the ocean of, reportedly, 8 million weblogs online.
And I'm sticking to it.
In the past year, the site has received more than 13,000 hits. While the phenomenon of the floating IP address makes it difficult to be totally sure, a painstaking process of scientific triangulation leads me to believe that it is read regularly not only by Carmenites, or by members of my own family, but also by kindly lunatics as far away as Canada, Queensland, New Delhi, Jakarta, New England, Houston Texas and Hobart Tasmania. (Hello, Hobart Tasmania. Why don't you leave a comment? I'm fascinated to know who you are!)
A recent surprise article in the provincial newspaper outed A View from Carmine Superiore from the cyberspace closet, and onto the streets of the region. The response was, actually, wonderful. My 15 minutes of fame. Friends, acquaintances and total strangers approached me on the street, at the asilo, in the supermarket 20km away, even in the cemetery, to tell me they liked what they saw. For a moment there, the glare of publicity was so great I looked out my old 80s RayBans and started to price smoked windows for the Panda. Thank-you neighbours all for so many kind words! So, as the world turns, the leaves start to change, and the people of Cannobio start to shove their hands in their pockets and complain about the cold mornings, I'll go on writing. Perhaps not at 5am - I am, after all, a year older and I'm starting to need my beauty sleep - but I'll try for once a day. And I hope you'll keep checking in periodically to see how we're doing up here on Sasso Carmine.
Thank-you for reading,
Louise (in RayBans)
Friday, 26 September 2008
Motherhood means...No. 7
Motherhood means...Not being in the least little bit surprised when it takes Mama and two under-4s two hours to get from Carmine Inferiore to Carmine Superiore. This is signposted as a moderate walk of 15 minutes, but today it involved 19 slugs (live), three slugs (dead), a handful of wild thyme, helping Signora Cesarina collect food for her goat, going to the toilet twice, trying not to scare off a deer, retrieving a lost musical instrument from a terrace six feet below the path, cutting down every tree in sight with a plastic chainsaw and celebrating the return of the prodigal cat.
Thursday, 25 September 2008
A shady corner of Carmine
Discontinued? what do you mean it's been discontinued? As I said, a descent into mediocrity...
I love this particular corner of Carmine most especially. It always seems to me to be a sylvan retreat from all that's ugly and vexed in the world.
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
Tuesday, 23 September 2008
Tentative winter prediction
Nothing daunted, we splashed down the hill to the tune of Colonel Hathi's March, and arrived below rather dribbly. We gunned the Panda and found ourselves up to the rims in flood water, battered by falling branches and spearheading a slowly-moving column of German caravanners harrumphing their way north.
On the return journey, the low cloud parted momentarily and there, beyond the confines of Lombardy across the lake, I spotted - No! - Yes. No! It can't be!
SNOW on the Swiss mountaintops.
My feet instantly froze in my walking boots, and B's hand turned red and chilled in mine. And it wasn't all psychosomatic, either.
As M's compatriot at Verbania station and the weight of berries on the cotonester have been telling us, it may be that we're in for a loooong, cooooold winter.
Monday, 22 September 2008
(I love my) Scaldabagno a legna
Here are the statistics : less than five kilos of wood, burning for a little under an hour produces 100 litres of bathwater at 80 degrees C. That's bubbles up to your neck and a bit extra for a quick scrub of the kids.
And, as if you hadn't noticed, we're surrounded by woodland offering rubinia, chestnut and oak costing not much more than the sweat of your brow and a certain amount of wood-chopping skill to turn into the pretty little wood pile you see to the left.
No destruction of countryside or 1,000-year-old historic-village streets to lay a pipeline, no fixed monthly cost to pay, no being held to ransom by Russian suppliers of gas.
No contest.
Sunday, 21 September 2008
Book Notes No. 12 : Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman
Okay, okay, I guess everyone's heard about Neil Gaiman except me.So he's a New York Times bestselling author. So I don't read the New York Times.
But maybe I should, because Neverwhere was a really good read.
Time for the blurb :
Richard Mayhew's ordinary life is changed forever when one day he stops to help a girl he finds bleeding on a London pavement. From that moment on he is propelled into a world he never dreamed existed - a dark subculture flourishing in abandoned (and some fully-populated) London underground stations and sewer tunnels below the city - a world far stranger and more dangerous than the only one he has ever known...
Now, I lived for 20 years (on and off) in London, and so became intolerably intimate with the London Underground system. I spent quite a lot of that time trying to avoid using it, but it still burrowed deep into my soul as a cultural entity that one can never quite escape. I often found myself musing on the strange station names (Elephant and Castle, Angel Islington, Earls Court, Barons Court...), and wondering what happens to a station when it gets closed.
Clearly Neil Gaiman thought similar thoughts, perhaps while waiting for that elusive Last Train Home, or when being made to feel like the Invisible Man by passengers who buffet, push and shove as they pour off a commuter express.
And he has come up with a damn fine fiction to tie it all together, making Richard Mayhew's adventures below the London streets "a dark contemporary Alice in Wonderland" (Minneapolis Star Tribune). It's entertaining but also intelligent. It's right funny in parts and right creepy in others. It's a funky, fast read, full of great ideas. And it's gripping pretty much all the way through.
If you didn't catch the Neil Gaiman express the first time round, I recommend you step on board. It's a fun ride.
Saturday, 20 September 2008
Wedding march
Friday, 19 September 2008
Thursday, 18 September 2008
Quote of the week No. 1 : The Sage of Potato Hill
"What people say behind your back is your standing in
the community in which you live."
Wednesday, 17 September 2008
That boaring story again
If you've been reading the last couple of weeks, you'll know that we've been repeatedly visited by one of the most destructive forces known to Carmine man.
Wild boar.
They've devastated the terraced prato on which we keep our chickens, done worse in Franco's orchard and have threatened to overturn the fence surrounding Ezio's vegetable garden.
As you know, the gallant chaps from the Polizia Provinciale were called in, and late one night last week, they arrived with their big guns.
Stealthily through the woods they came, quietly took up their positions and started to wait...
They waited...and waited...and waited.
They waited silently, eyes accustomed to the dark, ears attuned to the multitudinous sounds of the woodland at night. The only clue to their presence the scent of a rather charming cologne wafting on the wind.
The boar stayed away.
At about 2am the lads stretched out their stiffened legs. They called it una notte and stomped off home. Since then, we've seen neither hide nor hair of the tusked terrors.
Now I know in Italy, as in most places, you need a licence to keep a gun, and you need to pay lots and lots to actually go out a-huntin' with it. But I'd like to know what I have to do to get my hands on some of that cologne.
It seems to have done the trick.
Tuesday, 16 September 2008
Book Notes No. 11 : The Path to the Spiders' Nests, Italo Calvino
This morning I'm proud to announce that AJ flew into the arms of his new teacher like a sailor coming home. Phew!
Italo Calvino is, of course, one of the giants of Italian, of European fiction of the 20th century. In his 40-year writing career he wrote much that was ground-breaking, entertaining and thought-provoking.
The Path to the Spiders' Nests was his first novel, written in late 1946, and drawing heavily on his experiences during the second world war. Unlike so much of Calvino's later work, it's a 'realist' novel (you have to be careful with labels around Calvino, hence the inverted commas) that centres around a young boy, Pin, experiencing both the turmoil of the war outside and the turmoil of burgeoning adolescence inside. Pin is masterfully conjured from the backstreets of Liguria, fatherless, penniless, and with that nameless urge to identify, understand and above all grasp the symbols of adult power that we must surely all remember from our own lives.
It's a great read, almost a compulsive read. But it doesn't characterise the later work. What to me is perhaps more interesting is Calvino's own preface to the 1964 edition (printed in the Vintage Books 1998 paperback), where he discusses the literary atmosphere in which it was written, and how the book came out of his own experiences of the partisan life. He says of it :
"This is the first novel I wrote, almost my very first piece of writing. What can I say about it today? I will say this : it would be better never to have written your first novel. Before you write your first book, you possess that freedom to begin writing that can be used only once in your life. The first book already defines you while you are in fact still far from being defined."Looking at his later work, it's clear that Calvino did not, actually, allow his writing to be defined by this first novel. If you want my advice (anybody? anybody?), forget it's Calvino and read it for pleasure. For pleasure it is. And if you're looking for a more characteristic Calvino experience, check out, perhaps, Invisible Cities
Monday, 15 September 2008
Il rientro
At 8am this morning, Mama and two tweenies burst out of the house at the top of the hill in a flurry of name-tags and wundaweb. A lone deer up high in Nadia's garden lifted its head to check out the commotion, nodded and then went back to gently grazing.
Cannobio's Guardian Angel Square was bubbling with life. With excitement. With expectation. The Caffe' Centro was stacked. Inside and out. The car park was a fly-park. The policeman on crossing duty looked the other way.
All it needed was bunting and a brass band.
And perhaps the sindaco in his sash giving a speech.
For today, eighteen wide-eyed 3-year-olds carrying brand new miniature rucksacks were starting at scuola materna, just as AJ did 12 months ago. Eighteen fathers, shocked at the chaos of slippers, overalls, bibs and baby wipes. And bawling. Eighteen mothers, faces set in a rigid separation-anxiety grin. Assorted junior siblings staring from buggies, getting lost in the corridors, half-inching asilo Lego blocks.
AJ, B and I were directed upstairs to the relative peace of the 2nd-year classroom. New year, new room, new teachers.
Ah.
Old problem.
He "thcreamed and thcreamed and thcreamed".
And, having become AJ's best little chum this summer, B suddenly came alive to the situation, and she..."thcreamed and thcreamed and thcreamed" in sympathy.
Mama felt "thick".
Sunday, 14 September 2008
Carmine quotes No. 12 : Pigs, potties and piode
Clambering back down the steps, holding the squirming child under her arm like a baby pig, she apologises for the interruption, and explains her fear that B. will pee on the bed.
Says KK, proprietor, famous for his mischievous grin and his incisive one-liners, even in a foreign language :
"We have that problem with the roof."
Saturday, 13 September 2008
Where the chimneys have eyes...
Anybody in Carmine get the feeling that Big Brother is watching them?
Friday, 12 September 2008
Identification needed
Here's one of the saints that adorn the external walls of the Chiesa di San Gottardo here in Carmine Superiore. I'm not sure whether it's old San G. himself or whether it's St Ambrose, the Bishop of Milan whose rite we follow here. Or it could be someone else...
Anyone?
Thursday, 11 September 2008
By the Chiesa di San Gottardo
Tuesday, 9 September 2008
Bruno Albertella
Bruno Albertella (77), who did so much to revitalise Carmine Superiore. Who spent 40 years of his life putting his energies into very little else. Bruno was one of the driving forces behind the Gruppo Carmenitt, which did everything from rebuilding bridges and clearing woodland pathways to organising processions and festivals. And on top of it all, mounted the 1975 celebrations for Carmine's 1,000-year anniversary.
His energy and leadership cannot be overvalued. One only has to look at the gradual disintegration of some parts of the village and the sad absence of community events, to see how much has been lacking since his illness took him away from this work.
I noticed recently that a rose planted on the terrace of the Ristoro di San Gottardo, so long a community centre, has all but died for lack of care. And I begin to wonder whether and where Carmine will find such an amante again.
Our hearts are with Emma, Adriana, Livio and Daniele.
Sunday, 7 September 2008
Reported conversations No. 8 : On children
Alfredo Cattaneo, ever-smiling overlord of a burgeoning plumbing empire. Architect of the plumbing and guttering in our house (and heartily recommended). Huntsman extraordinaire. Husband to the indomitable Signora Cattaneo, and father to the startlingly lovely Gabriella. Often to be seen racing from project to project on his scooter, or flirting with a rapt gaggle of ladies over 70. A charmer.
"What is life without children?"
(Warming to his theme)
"What would we do without children?"
(Making the leap)
"What do people without children do?"
Mama : (Smiling, thinks) Hmmm...
Eat a meal while it's still warm? Get a whole night's sleep? Read a book, make a phone call, go out for supper? Wear stain-free clothes. Lie in the bath surrounded by candles and smelly incense sticks, dreaming...Salute the Sun...Attend a three-hour candlelit performance of the Tenebrae followed by a harrowing Allegre Miserere...Go on a day-long shopping expedition to Milan...Spend a weekend browsing around Hay-on-Wye...
I don't ask for much.
Saturday, 6 September 2008
Friday, 5 September 2008
The end of the holidays
In the USA, they say that the weather changes the day immediately following Labor Day, marking the end of summer and making it easier for everyone to get back to work. I have a feeling the same can be said for August 31 here, and the summer is, at least meteorologically-speaking, over.
Pedagogically-speaking, of course, we still have another week before, I hear, we are back in school time. "I hear" only because no-one's bothered to let us parents know when exactly the start of the new term might be. Last year I would have been jumping up and down hyperventilating for lack of this information. This year? I guess I'm just that little bit more Italian in my outlook. You know. Last-minute. On a need-to-know basis only. That's the Italian information society at its best. And perhaps it is better than all that efficiently-British plenty-of-notice, information-overload stuff. Who am I to say?
Psychiatrically-speaking, I'm secretly delighted that this holiday has only one more week to run. If it's a single day more, I think I might have to book a holiday of my own. Perhaps a Georgian country mansion with varied, carefully-landscaped gardens, gravel walkways, lots of wooden benches, a small private room with a view of the sea. I could spend my time wandering around in a floral nightie and purple fluffy slippers, accompanied by a nice young man in a white coat...
Thursday, 4 September 2008
Book Notes No. 10 : The Little House, Philippa Gregory
Philippa Gregory's The Little House.What to do when the in-laws get too much...
Philippa Gregory is, of course, best known for her historical novels centring for the most part on the Tudors. The Other Boleyn Girl is probably her best in this genre, telling the story of Ann Boleyn (she of the extra finger and the witchy ways which eventually led her to the chopping block) and the less famous sister who preceded her in Henry VIII's bed. They're great, although after more than a few I started to get tired of them, and I never finished The Constant Princess, the themes had become so tedious.
Time was, though, before Gregory had struck the Tudor mother lode, that she wrote a fairly diverse range of novels, including two set in the modern era : Perfectly Correct (a very funny English farce, which strangely enough reminded me of David Lodge's 'university' tales); and this book, which the Daily Mail dubbed a "psychological chiller".
The story of The Little House centres on two women : Ruth and her mother-in-law, Elizabeth, against whom, it seems, Ruth can never measure up. When Ruth has a baby and together she and her husband decide to move to a cottage at the end of her in-laws' drive, the cracks start to show - in her relationship with her husband, with her control-freak in-laws and in her own sanity.
A fairly simple story that builds from low-key beginnings to a fairly shocking but very satisfying ending. A cautionary tale for mothers- and daughters-in-law everywhere.
Wednesday, 3 September 2008
A milestone for B
The rest of the weather report stars B.
We are celebrating the fact that today, B (now two years one-and-a-half months) walked all the way down the hill.
And, later, all the way back up the hill - in a cloud burst complete with thunder and lightning, and for the last 20 metres through the village up to her little knees in fast-running water, and giggling all the way.
Thanks to Marianne for allowing herself to get drenched while helping us up the hill.
And to B for suddenly finding the wherewithal in those little legs to do all the walking, just in time for the new term. The lessons were fun (no, really - okay don't believe me then), but I'm glad I can now put the back carrier into mothballs.
PS Today, we say a sad arrivederci to our neighbours, Giorgio and Giovanna, who are leaving us after an unusually short summer visit, to return to the bright lights and glamour of the big city. We will miss you, as always.
Tuesday, 2 September 2008
The boars are back in town
The wild boar continue to devastate the prato. As quickly as we put everything to rights, they come back for another round of twilight partying. The Corpo Forestale with their big guns have us on their list. Hope they get here before the boar discover the chicken feed...
Monday, 1 September 2008
Whispers of autumn
The first of September. Summer is drawing to a gentle close. There are still vacationers in Carmine Superiore, but we can now count their presence in days. In a couple of weeks they will be all gone, but for now we are enjoying an Indian summer, socially-speaking.
We are now eating the Americano grapes that hang from the vine we inherited from Ezio, and who still (thankfully) looks after it. We're eating them quickly before the squirrels get them all. And salads are gradually giving way to autumn vegetables, including, today, our first pumpkin. The chestnuts are beginning to plump up in the woodlands all around us, and the rubinia leaves are already starting to turn yellow. The pear tree we planted in March has a single fruit hanging triumphantly from its branches. Unhappily, it's not "golden".
The sun, swinging back in its arc, no longer shines into our north-facing kitchen window at the end of the day, and neither do we have that precious sliver of sunshine on our tiny terrace for which we are so grateful during the height of summer.
All these changes are whispering one word : "autumn".
Happy birthday, little brother. And good luck big brother. For both of you, today is the day life begins (again). We're thinking of you.