And Mama is today saying "thank-you" to our most wonderful neighbours J&R for their idea to joint own the formidable AL-KO 5200, with which she has just transformed one of M's perfectly tidy log piles into an untidy mountain of comfort and joy.
The mantis-like AL-KO 5200 packs a punch of five tons, a couple of newtons more than its predecessor, a five-foot-nothing woodswoman with an ageing axe and incipient spondylosis. The uncomplicated mechanism makes it a cynch to use, even for a partnership of sprogs with a combined age of eight (wearing safety goggles, leather gloves, steel toecaps and hard hats, of course).
Long live social ownership! And long live the AL-KO 5200!