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Friday, 30 October 2009

The Carmine Caption-Writing Contest

Another warm and sunny autumn day outside, but indoors we're looking pretty war-ravaged after a night of scuola sickness, kindergarten cough and five-year-old fever.



"That stupid cat'll never notice me behind this clover..."


Alternative captions in the comments box, pur-lease! Go on, give us a laugh!

18 comments:

Cairo Typ0 said...

"Does that bird brain really doesn't understand how camouflage works."

Anonymous said...

C'mon, let's play. Don't be so chicken!

Anonymous said...

A clever cover that clover

Loren Christie said...

Chicken: "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master."

lol!! Love the picture. -Loren Christie

choirgirl said...

Thats foxed you!!

Chairman Bill said...

Mmm - if that cat comes just another centimetre closer I'll be able to pounce and have him.

Louise said...

Just look at that ugly stripey hen with pointy ears - that's genetic modification for you!

Louise said...

Hilarious! I'm smiling between bouts of vomit-mopping! Loren, yours almost made me drop off my seat with laughter! And, Anonymous - v. clever! Thanks all!

Brenda said...

Its a stare contest and the winner gets to decide how this story ends. . . .

LadyFi said...

That's a hilarious picture!

"Henrietta the hen invoked the powers of the rare four-leafed clover to keep her safe..."

Hope the vomiting has subsided now.

tattooedwithattitude said...

[this time it's not anonymous]

Two rebels without a cause in a test of courage and dexterity:
"We are both heading for the cliff, who jumps first, is the Chicken."

(just like Jim Stark and Buzz Gunderson, let's hope there will be no fatalities in their chicken game)

Will S said...

"I know what you're thinking...Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question. 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"

Read more: http://www.filmreference.com/Films-De-Dr/Dirty-Harry.html#ixzz0VXeM4CL2

Woodman said...

Will S beat me to it.

Anonymous said...

Of all the fields in all the villages in all the world, that cat has to walk into mine...

Johan said...

"Mmm. Lunch!"

Johan said...

"Mmm. Lunch!"

Karin said...

I thoroughly enjoyed reading these! Brain too foggy from too much coughing to contribute!

KatyB said...

Cat : Okay, now you've got the starting position. Don't move till you see the whites of the mouse's eyes and then, quick as a flash, slap it under a paw...

Cat : Whaddya mean you haven't got a paw?

Friday, 30 October 2009

The Carmine Caption-Writing Contest

Another warm and sunny autumn day outside, but indoors we're looking pretty war-ravaged after a night of scuola sickness, kindergarten cough and five-year-old fever.



"That stupid cat'll never notice me behind this clover..."


Alternative captions in the comments box, pur-lease! Go on, give us a laugh!

18 comments:

Cairo Typ0 said...

"Does that bird brain really doesn't understand how camouflage works."

Anonymous said...

C'mon, let's play. Don't be so chicken!

Anonymous said...

A clever cover that clover

Loren Christie said...

Chicken: "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master."

lol!! Love the picture. -Loren Christie

choirgirl said...

Thats foxed you!!

Chairman Bill said...

Mmm - if that cat comes just another centimetre closer I'll be able to pounce and have him.

Louise said...

Just look at that ugly stripey hen with pointy ears - that's genetic modification for you!

Louise said...

Hilarious! I'm smiling between bouts of vomit-mopping! Loren, yours almost made me drop off my seat with laughter! And, Anonymous - v. clever! Thanks all!

Brenda said...

Its a stare contest and the winner gets to decide how this story ends. . . .

LadyFi said...

That's a hilarious picture!

"Henrietta the hen invoked the powers of the rare four-leafed clover to keep her safe..."

Hope the vomiting has subsided now.

tattooedwithattitude said...

[this time it's not anonymous]

Two rebels without a cause in a test of courage and dexterity:
"We are both heading for the cliff, who jumps first, is the Chicken."

(just like Jim Stark and Buzz Gunderson, let's hope there will be no fatalities in their chicken game)

Will S said...

"I know what you're thinking...Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question. 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"

Read more: http://www.filmreference.com/Films-De-Dr/Dirty-Harry.html#ixzz0VXeM4CL2

Woodman said...

Will S beat me to it.

Anonymous said...

Of all the fields in all the villages in all the world, that cat has to walk into mine...

Johan said...

"Mmm. Lunch!"

Johan said...

"Mmm. Lunch!"

Karin said...

I thoroughly enjoyed reading these! Brain too foggy from too much coughing to contribute!

KatyB said...

Cat : Okay, now you've got the starting position. Don't move till you see the whites of the mouse's eyes and then, quick as a flash, slap it under a paw...

Cat : Whaddya mean you haven't got a paw?