The mountains & the lake, people & places, children & chickens, frescoes & felines, barbera & books.
"If you don't tell the boss, I won't..."
'Come on, own up, you've been at my eyeliner again...'
I know a place...
Do yer flies up, don't you know that the Angel Gabriel over there?
I've got my beady eye on you sunshine.
What the hell do you mean you are four months pregnant, i've been at sea for 18 months.
Husband, "Why do you have to rub your eyes when you wake up?" Wife, "Because I don't have balls to scratch."
Now calm down and count to ten.
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