My first thought was a timely, witty and thought-provoking quotation of some sort. Then I remembered Dorothy L. Sayers' famous quote : "A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought". I guess it's true that there's not much original thought going on at all this week, but I don't have to advertise the fact, do I?
On further consideration, I thought that Carmine might be able to provide its own test card :
It's faintly appropriate in that it's the woman AJ sees every day as he begins his post-school walk up the hill (without squash and biscuits)...
So whaddya think?